That headline isn’t clickbait. Read on if you want to laugh at me (I’m not quite at the “laugh with me” stage, yet) — and before you hire Postmates to deliver your Popeyes three-piece tonight.
Read freelance writer MPC’s full column here. He’s still seething over his stolen iPhone!
Michael P Coleman is a Sacramento based freelance writer who has his eye on the Pulitzer Prize. Connect with him at michaelpcoleman.com or follow his blog, his IG and his Twitter.